coopersanderson: klaine i mean it’s always been super platonic it’s not like they were always “more than friends” that’s silly i mean like before they got together it was all just you know platonic and stuff i just yeah
Going to my mind palace: So I woke up this morning... →
headasexual: itscandidlycara: Wait, let me back up. Hi, my name is Cara and I’m a 21 year old woman. Every 28 days, give or take, I have a period. And it fucking sucks. Today, was one of those where I take from the 28 day cycle. I wasn’t due for another period for at least a week,…
Differences between normal people and me:
Normal people when they laugh: Me: Normal people when they see their idol: Me: Normal people when they know someone likes them: Me : “Why?” Normal people dancing: Me: Normal people walking: Me: Normal people who are pissed off: Me :
Can I just do a quick comparison?
bethmai: Chris is all elegant and graceful. And then there’s Darren herping the derp.
glitter on the mattress; glitter on the highway:... →
icedwhitemocha: written for klaine week, day three: missing moments “This was a really great idea,” Blaine said brightly, clapping Kurt on the shoulder. “Thank you for saving Valentine’s Day.” Kurt nodded and tried not to blush. God, why won’t he stop touching me? “Well, it may not be the ideal …
Klaine week- Day 3- Missing moments
ktbackslash: …and then they had sex …and then they had sex …and then they had sex …and then they had sex …and then Blaine went to masturbate …and then they had sex …and then they had sex…again
Hunger Games/Klaine AU Comic
equivalent-exchange: muchacha11: This comic is based off of InkyStar’s LOVELY Hunger Game AU!Klaine fic called Abraham’s Children. Read it! It’s so amazing!! (OOOOHHHH SNAP) OH MY GOD AHG:LAJDSF THIS I CAN’T EVEN JSLFSJFL” HOLY SHIT
people: how come you're a girl but you know so much about gay sex
chrisspiration: gleeperformances: Teenage Dream #REMEMBER WHEN BLAINE ANDERSON SANG TO KURT IN FRONT OF HIS ENTIRE SCHOOL#AND POINTED AND SMILED AT HIM AND FLIRTED WITH HIM THE ENTIRE TIME #AND HE MADE KURT REALLY SMILE FOR THE FIRST TIME IN GOD KNOWS HOW LONG #REMEMBER HOW THIS IS THE SONG THAT STARTED EVERYTHING #AND BLAINE HAS BEEN KURT’S TEENAGE DREAM #’WHY CAN’T I DANCE AT MY PROM?’...
hummellover: colferforever: gleekfreak: New Klaine skit from today at the Staples Center! Thanks to Geridith (I don’t know your tumblr URL, sorry!) for it. :) “You & I should be stapled as well.” He knows how wrong it sounds. He wants us to freak out. CHRIS KNOWS EVERYTHING. I dont think there was a single time I watched this vid (which is every night) that I didnt laugh when Kurt...
people from school: i need to get ready for the party tonight
me: i need to get my laptop charger
Regular celebrities vs. Darren Criss.
Regular celebrity: I'm afraid I cannot reveal anything.
Darren Criss: I ain't telling you shit, son!
RC: (to thank someone, on a thank-you card) I truly appreciate your help, thank you so much!
DC: YOU LIGHT UP MY LIFE LIKE A MUTHA FUCKIN' LAMP.
RC: I've always wanted to be an actor.
DC: Oh man, I want to be a genie when I grow up!
RC: Just be yourself.
DC: There is nothing more badass than being yourself!
RC: It doesn't matter who you are or what you look like.
DC: I don't care if you're gay, straight, purple, orange, dinosaur, I don't care!
RC: You make me smile.
DC: You make my heart go super-whee!
RC: Oh yes, I do recall meeting you before.
DC: FUCK YOU SUCK MY BALLS I TOTALLY REMEMBERED YOU!
RC: (on hearing a 'no' from the crowd) *ignores it*
DC: Was that a 'no'? Sorry, pfft, back to Britney Spears!