I Open At The Close ♥

i used to laugh at plankton because he’s married to a computer but now i am plankton

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squeakyfangirl:

dftbhailey-42:

rainyohead:

dftbhailey-42:

rainyohead:

morrissarty:

meladoodle:

why the fuck aren’t glue sticks square so you can get the corners

you are a genius

how are you supose to screw them down if they’re square then?

maybe you could push them up?

How do you push them back down?

A lever on the side like one of those multiple-color click pens, so you could push/pull it up and down?

Only on tumblr will you have 20,000+ people discussing glue sticks.

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snorlaxatives:

it’s getting to that point in the school year where even copying someone’s homework is too much to handle

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thorhead:

It scares the living crap out of me that there are some girls my age with children like how do they even deal with that I can’t even keep my Sims alive without cheats

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thorhead:

It scares the living crap out of me that there are some girls my age with children like how do they even deal with that I can’t even keep my Sims alive without cheats

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not-obama:

carryonmylonelyangel:

amazingandonfire:

once I asked my English teacher if teachers shipped their students and after explaining what shipping meant she told me that that is literally one of the most popular discussions in the staff room

I had an English teacher who thought these two students were nice together, so she made them partners on a project.

They got married.

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arcticblackeys:

fallarbor-town:

in 7th grade i went to the see a movie with a boy and in the middle of it he was like “do you wanna kiss” and i was like “excuse me” and he pulled a bag of hershey’s kisses out of his coat

DO YOU REALIZE WHAT A GOOD BACKUP PLAN THAT IS

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searchandseize:

hugh-skinner:

221cbakerstreet:

breakfreefromreality:

starkidnutty:

Watching Jennifer Lawrence meet famous people never gets old.

#she looks like she just found a unicorn

I would look like that if I met the Queen of Genovia too.

umm excuse me

princess

julie andrews is immortal

Um no.. Did you forget? Mia had her coronation at the end of Princess Diaries 2  she is Amelia Migonette Thermopolis Renaldi, Queen of Genovia”,

OH

SHIT

YOU JUST GOT CALLED THE FUCK OUT

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